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Sarutobi Asuma
23 November 2005 @ 02:42 am
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I have a fucking mission. Fucking hell. Its a fucking long ass one.

Kurenai, we need to talk. I love you, see you when I get home.
 
 
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: My own summer by Deftones
 
 
Sarutobi Asuma
23 September 2005 @ 01:45 pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY INO!

Lets go out for ice cream later. I can give you your fucking gift then.
 
 
Current Mood: lazylazy
 
 
Sarutobi Asuma
15 September 2005 @ 04:10 pm
I don't fucking get it... She hates me then she fucking loves me?! She says she fucking loves me when I am a fucking "stupid sexist manly jerk"... I either need a girl to fucking explain this whole fucking thing to me, or a guy to fucking decipher this shit. I am fucking not made for this fucking shit.
 
 
Current Mood: confusedconfused
Current Music: Needles by System of a Down
 
 
Sarutobi Asuma
19 August 2005 @ 01:47 am
Well I fucking fucked up... I got a fucking lap dance and lost the fucking woman I fucking love... I am a fucking fool... Shikamaru must fucking hate me. God I am a fucking fool...

Kurenai... I am fucking sorry... I really am... I am fucking glad you wont kill the child... I am really fucking sorry... you are a fucking great woman and I fucking hope you fucking can heal and move on... I will fucking do what i fucking can for you and the child. I hope you can be happy... thats what you should have... all the fucking happiness that you can... Your beautiful... in and out....
 
 
Current Mood: determineddetermined
Current Music: Hurt by Nine Inch Nails
 
 
Sarutobi Asuma
10 July 2005 @ 07:17 pm
Back  
Well… I am fucking back. 100% fucking officially, back. I can’t fucking fill you in on the fucking details, but fucking when a fucking cunt sucking mission, and then some shit eater messed the fuck up, and we fucking got caught. So yeah all the fucking jazz of torture and questioning. I fucking actually fucking got back in Konoha about a week ago, but with all the fucking jazz, I was stuck in the mung factory, aka the hospital, under fucking ANBU fucking watch. They fucking Finally released me about a fucking hour ago. They fucking would let me read your sorry ass fucking journals, but rarely fucking let me reply. So who the fuck wants to catch me up on all the fucking jazz I fucking missed?

Gai, you better fucking tell me everything you fucking know about the fucking Kakashi thing… you fucking don’t get a choice in if you want to or not…

Kakashi… your fucking dead…

Iruka… You’re too fucking optimistic, you fucking going to kill yourself aren’t you? People about to take their fucking lives are at their happiest when the knife is cutting their skin.

Shikamaru… We are talking after I am done with Gai.

Fucking ANBU outside my window....
 
 
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
Current Music: Stupid Mother Fucker
 
 
 
Sarutobi Asuma
21 June 2005 @ 03:22 am
Back and shit. Fucking mission was fucking smooth... no fucking problems. BUT there seems to be some fucking problems in Konoha. Seems every one is fucking cheating and fucking splitting up. So fucking Kakashi cheated on Iruka. What a fucking surprise!! Never would have fucking guessed. Hope Iruka is fucking smart enough to leave the asshole. Yet I fucking know Iruka fucking wouldn't, he is a fucking retard like that. Don't fucking like the idea of him fucking going off with Mizuki... Doesn't fucking feel right, but whatever fucking floats his fucking boat. Hey at fucking least Kakashi could hold himself fucking back some, I have fucking seen worse. Whatever. It’s all fucking stupid.
 
 
Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: The Man Who Sold The World by Mr Bowie
 
 
Sarutobi Asuma
16 June 2005 @ 10:56 pm
Well, I will fucking be gone tell Tuesday. I am fucking being sent off on a fucking mission for a while. Oh well its fucking money. I might be gone for a few more fucking days then I say. Who fucking knows, we were fucking told we should be back on fucking Tuesday, but that’s only if fucking everything goes as fucking planned. WE all fucking know that fucking A rank missions don’t fucking go as fucking planned. So fucking see you guys in a fucking week.

I will fucking miss ya Kure-chan.

See ya soon Chouji. Cheer up some more buddy.

Have fun Ino

Shikamaru, enjoy your fucking trip and have fun fucking Kankuro. Called a joke fuck wads.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
Current Music: Opening for Gone in 60 seconds by Moby
 
 
Sarutobi Asuma
07 June 2005 @ 12:02 am
I had fucking fun yesterday! It was the fucking shit! We had a fucking night training exercise and I got to be a fucking bad guy with the bitchin Raido, and Iruka-baka was fucking teamed up with Tsujimion the fucking good fucking team. Well we were all fucking being all sneaky and we set up a really fucking kick ass trap set up with an ambush and we were going to fucking take Iruka's fucking team DOWN! BWAHAHAHA! Well we fucking set everything up, and fucking Iruka actually was fucking useful! BIG fucking surprise to me. He fucking noticed and disarmed the fucking traps like they were jack crap. So I and Raido fucking jumped the two! AHAHAHA We fucking kick ass. So like Tsujimion was a fucking handful but Raido took him fucking on and those two were fucking fighting like Anko and Gai, depressed and sober, over the last bottle of fucking alcohol in all of fucking Konoha. A good fucking fight. Iruka, he has fucking the best night vision of all four of us, but he fucking sucks at anything past basics. So, expecting him to be at least decent, I took him on. Well since he sucked and I fucking thought he had some hidden talent, I was fucking tough with him. He can block like a mother fucker, but I fucking kicked him around some and fucking stabbed his shoulder. BWAHAHAHA! That man fucking didn't make a fucking sound of pain! That was fucking cool, but made it so I didn't fucking notice I hurt him that fucking bad. Raido noticed and treated him. BAH! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Iruka might have been good but fucking hell! I am fucking MASTER! I am that fucking awesome! So Tsujimion got wounded by Raido too. So, we returned this morning to treat those two's fucking wounds properly. So yeah... Kakashi if you fucking see Iruka with some bruises and a fucking stab wound... It’s my fucking fault!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! I so fucking rock.
 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: Shut Me Up by MSI
 
 
Sarutobi Asuma
02 June 2005 @ 10:54 pm
Took my fucking team on a mission yesterday, might have another fucking mission for them in a day or two. We need to fucking wait for Chouji and Shikamaru to heal some more. Fucking went drinking with Gai. It was fucking interesting. Welcomed Iruka fucking back home. Thats about it. I am pretty fucking tired. So I am fucking going to bed. Good fucking night.
 
 
Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: Peaches
 
 
Sarutobi Asuma
31 May 2005 @ 12:43 am
Drama Drama Drama... FUCKING Drama. Its everywhere. Fucking everywhere. Its rather fucking boring now. So every one take a fucking zoloft and cheer the fuck up. Fucking hell, every one thats in a relationship right now... IT WONT FUCKING LAST. Your young, you will fucking feel like its love now and that it will last for-fucking-ever, but it won't. You will go threw fucking heart break, because really, how many people fucking stay together with the person they dated when they were young?! I don't fucking know any. Really, I see only one young relationship that will fucking last, that is Naruto and Sasuke, but I only have seen the surface of that one, so what the fuck do I know? The only fucking adult relationship that I see lasting right now is Kakashi and Iruka. The rest of the relationships, are fucking out the window. So enjoy your fucking relationships, but they won't last.

On to better more interesting subjects...

I am working with Shikamaru and his training. Its fucking funny to watch, but he will improve, maybe survive the missions to come.

Ino and Chouji, we need to get fucking working on your training as well. We have a mission coming up and if you guys can't throw a simple Kunai and with stand some strain, then you will make fools of yourselves.

Thats all. Kure-chan we should fuck sometime.
 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: Hyperspeed by the Prodigy